Worst moment in washroom

but then you have to wash your hands again. my mom tells me to do that all the time. Even if you just washed your hands but pissed she be like 'WASH YOUR HAAAANDS'

George Carlin did a hilarious bit on this. Google it to get the full effect, but it's something like "I take a shower in the morning, get dressed, my dick is clean all day. Why do I have to wash my hands AFTER I touch my dick? I should wash my hands BEFORE I touch my dick!"