DEAR SORE WINNER. I AM OVER THE ELECTION, YOU WON. BUT NOW, YOU OWN THIS MUTT. CRASHING MARKETS, RISING UNEMPLOYMENT, INFLATION, AND YES, EVEN NUCLEAR WAR- ARE ALL YOURS. IF THERE IS WAR, SEND YOUR OWN KIDS TO DIE. IN THE MEAN TIME . . . KEEP THE DOG SHIT IN YOUR OWN YARD
