I'm a disgruntled fired employee blowing the whistle on NASA. I was the one who discovered life on Mars and they thought they could silence me!
But I'm a jeenius, that's why they hired me, and have proof from a secret camera I hid aboard one of the Mars Rovers! Species: Scorpiocanis Martis; Here's the truth they tried to hide - I smuggled this TOP SECRET photo out of Area-51 - NASA Division -on a thumb drive. If I suddenly disappear, you'll know why!
