SON, SEE HOW BRIGHT IT'S GETTING AS THE DAYS GET CLOSER TO TRUMP'S INAUGURATION? SURE...BUT, DAD. NO MATTER HOW BRIGHT IT'S GETTING FOR US IT NEVER GETS ANY BRIGHTER OVER THERE. WHY? THAT'S WERE ALL THE PEOPLE WHO CAN'T STAND THAT HILLARY LOST LIVE. BUT, DAD, IN ANY CONTEST THERE IS ALWAYS A WINNER AND A LOSER... ISN'T THERE? THAT'S TRUE SON... THEY JUST DON'T LIKE THAT HILLARY LOST! MAYBE THEY WOULD FEEL BETTER IF WE GAVE HILLARY A 'PARTICIPATION TROPHY'!