I'll post a few phrases, and you have to reply with funny statements that rhyme (Feel free to post your own started statements)

I can't believe you're so behind...

Git gud noob, or just whine

So hurry the f**k up.

Ok, so I ran out.

I feel so sick, I might have the flu...

What's that commin out my nose, oh look, more snotty goo

You shouldn't have ate your cat's poo

I told you not to eat expired things from 1992, you don't even know who is who, Eminem or Dr. Seuss, i know your gonna lose if you just hit snooze, your shoes out of town and boo's all around, i found that profanity is not just a sound, it's an inappropiate noun that probably came from downtown, and if you keep on saying it nobody will think you are loud, you won't be in the chat, and you will obviously be kicked out. there's a whole verse for y'all.

You got nothin' on me, you're just a big ol' slump

But you look familiar, like my morning dump.

Here's a whole rap
Sweet dollar tea from McDonald's I drink that
Super hot fire I spit that
Two and a half men I watch that

why you being such a grump

whats that in the road? OH A BUMP!