I DON'T ALWAYS FAKE TYPING WHEN I AM ON THE NEWS.... BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE I DON'T WANT ANYONE KNOWING WHAT I AM REALLY THINKING LIKE... "DEAR HILLARY, EMAILS HAVE BEEN ERASED, TRUMP AS BEEN FRAMED FOR RUSSIAN SCANDAL, HAVE BOUGHT OFF ELECTORAL COLLEGE, WHEN DO I GET MY 10 BILLION DOLLARS?"