A RUSSIAN ASTRONAUT, A AMERICAN ASTRONAUT, AND A JAPANESE ASTRONAUT ARE SITTING IN A BAR; THE AMERICAN SAYS HE WILL BE THE FIRST TO GO TO THE MOON THE RUSSIAN SAID HE WILL BE THE FIRST TO GO TO MARS AND THE JAPANESE ASTRONAUT SAID HE WOULD BE THE FIRST TO THE SUN. ALL THE OTHER ASTONUATS STARTED LAUGHING AND ASKED HIM HOW HE WOULD DO IT; HE SAID "THE TRICK IS, WE WILL FLY AT NIGHT"