*barfs* I couldn't stand Chelsea, her speech at the DNC sounded so FAKE, displaying very little enthusiasm; Did I mention she looks like Donkey from Shrek?
I ASKED MY WIFE TO PLAY A NAUGHTY SCHOOLGIRL IN THE BEDROOM; SHE CAME BACK WITH A FORGED NOTE FROM HER MOTHER SAYING SHE DOWSN'T HAVE TO PARTICIPATE IN TODAY'S CLASS