GOOD EVENING. MY NAME IS ALEXANDER PUTIN AND I'VE HACKED YOUR TV. YOU ARE NOW UNDER MY MIND CONTROL AND YOU WILL VOTE FOR TRUMP. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? WELL, YES, WE'RE A BRAINLESS DEPLORABLE FAMILY AND NEED TO BE TOLD WHO TO VOTE FOR... SO WE'LL BE VOTING FOR TRUMP BECAUSE YOU, MR. PUTIN, ARE TELLING US TO DO SO!
