Both my parents got a degree in creative writing. One of them is an Arborist, which doesn't even require a high-school diploma, and the other one is a donation fundraiser manager.
DAD? WHY DOESN'T MOMMY HAVE A JOB? WELL TIMMY, IT'S BECAUSE SHE MAJORED IN ENGLISH. ENGLISH MAJORS HAVE 2 JOB OPTIONS:; 1. ENGLISH TEACHER; 2. MARRY A GUY WITH GOOD CREDIT.
