Captain Picard has suggested you join the new crew members on their first assignment... he though you might enjoy it... oh, here's Mr. Worf making the announcement now... imgflip.com/i/1f0egs
CAPTAIN, THOSE NEW CREW MEMBERS THAT STAR FLEET ASSIGNED, THOSE MILLENNIALS FROM THE ACADEMY... THEY WANT A 'SAFE SPACE' ESTABLISHED. OK, LOCATE THAT 'SAFE SPACE' SOMEWHERE DOWN IN ENGINEERING. AND I'LL BE ASSIGNING THEM ALL TO THE 'REDSHIRT' SQUAD. THAT SHOULD WORK OUT JUST FINE FOR EVERYONE!