This was actually a true story a few days ago!

true, but there are plenty of mirrors

Since I'm laughing like an idiot while I post this, I may as well submit it.

Im sure its really funny, but i have no clue how

You should submit that!

As in, as its own meme

did it drink gasoline and put a lit match next to its crotch?!

I'm interested to hear this story I've eaten plenty of ghost peppers and I haven't farted fire yet

Even more interested now to how it happened

That dog looks "pissed"

that dog has superpowers!