Bad Luck Brian falls into the crevasse made by the earthquake. "That's bad." No, that's good. He was air- lifted out. "Oh, that's good." No that's bad. The engine blew out. "That's bad." No, that's good. The plane had a second engine. "Oh, that's good." No that's bad. The other engine went out. "That's bad." No, that's good. He had a parachute. "That's good." No that's bad, the parachute didn't open. "Oh, that's bad." No that's good. He landed in a haystack. "That's good." No, that's bad. The haystack had a pitchfork in it.