Seriously though, does anyone still buy them?

Last year, I was looking for a deal on 8-tracks.

Personally, I've never owned an 8 Track, but I definitely have seen the phonograph cylinders. My dad had a ton of what is now considered classic rock, on vinyl, link Sabbath/Ozzy, Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, Grand Funk Railroad, Bad Company, Boston, Deep Purple, Def Leppard, Dire Straits, The Eagles, AC/DC, Van Halen and a ton of others I don't remember.

I was born about the time 78RPM Bakelite® records were being replaced by vinyl 33s - 45s. We didn't have a reel to reel tape deck, but we had one of the first Stereo phonographs on the block.