AFTER MY ORDER FROM IWANTTOBEBACON.COM CAME IN, I FRIED AN AGENTPOTATO WITH SOME ONIONS FROM JOSEPH_HOTTO ON MY FORMAN GRILL FOR AN EVILMANDOEVIL BREAKFAST. I KNEW I WAS IN4IT WHEN I MEMETHIS1 ABOUT MIXING A POLISHEDRUSSIAN MADE WITH KEGDALSGARD VODKA IN A TUBERAVENS CUP AND CHUGGIN IT LIKE ROCKINROBBIE AND IT KNOCKED ME ON MY CLINKSTER RUINING MY SOCRATES BUST