MY WIFE SAID SHE WANTED TO NAME OUR DAUGHTER "EULALIA". I THOUGHT, 'ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME?'; BUT WHAT I SAID WAS, " THAT'S GREAT! MY FAVORITE EX-GIRLFRIEND IS NAMED EULALIA!!"; SHE SAID, "WE'RE NAMING HER 'MARY' AFTER MY MOTHER. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?"