Mormon Morpheus Polygamy

Said literally no one

Then I would have to say you are lying. Members of the church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints have not done plural marriage for at least 100 years. Get with the times!

LOL except the president of the church and his first counselor are eternal polygamists as we speak. Denial much?

No their wives died and they got remarried.

No. Apparently you don't understand mormon doctrine or sealings. They're sealed to multiple women right now, which is eternal polygamy. Work with me here. At least try to understand.

Apparently you don't know mormon doctrine. They are sealed to multiple women at the same time, for eternity. That is eternal polygamy.

Are you a (Mormon) member of the church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints?

Well are you!!!