Monkey business, was good business for Hedda Hopper.

Hell.....any southern Californian who is more than 100 years old remembers movie mogul Tom Ince! (For anyone else, that's him in the lousy photo above W. R. Hearst, and catty-corner to Charlie Chaplin).

Hearst was lucky enough to have friendly Sheriff and Coroner, so less service required...

Not enough people ... is the answer.

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Goes over best when using reliable servants from in-house.