Pretty sad that I had to, but I was able to prove my innocence.

Really wouldn't have needed a lawyer, except that I don't know the procedures. The evidence could've easily been found by the cops if they'd JUST FRACKIN' LOOKED FOR IT!

Actually relates to this meme, too...

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Cop that has a beef with me told another cop I did something. Instead of actually investigating, the other cop went and filed a report with the prosecutor based on that "witness testimony". They filed charges. There were at least 6 eyewitnesses AND 2 security videos that showed I didn't do what that first cop said I did.