Chorus- The moose and the bear; the perfect pair, the cubs; there were three.
The biggest boose, he round them up and ate them in a tree!
This is the tale of the boose, me lads, we know ye know it well,
Though the tale that ye’ve been taught is wrong, n’thats what we're here to tell!
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A pair of weary travelers, we’ll tell you what, 'twas we,
Set off to the mountaintop, then stopped to take a pee.
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Then we saw it coming, a moose? A bear? Nay!
It charged at us at an angry bull! Ran off the cliff! Hooray!
We set off to our happy homes and all our valued things.
Then we heard some flapping; THE BLOODY BEAST’S GOT WINGS!
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The boose was never seen again, and us,where at our homes.
The moral of the story is; do not go out alone!
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(Spoken): The Boose!