That reminds me of one of my fav jokes: a young Indian boy asks his father "is it true Indians get their names from the 1st thing their parents see when they are born"... "Yes" says the father, "I am 'Running Bear' because my parents saw a bear running when I was born, your mother is called 'Misty Moon' because her parents saw a full moon on a foggy night"... The father looks at his son and says, "why do you ask this 'Two dogs fu@king"