Mama being a history major/history buff, she has many books of historical facts, one of which is a bunch of hysterical historical stories. I've been adapting a lot of them to memes lately when I run out of ideas.
WHEN A FRIEND DISCOVERED THAT LORD BYRON CURLED HIS HAIR, HE SAID, "DO NOT LET THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG, FOR I AM AS VAIN OF MY CURLS AS A GIRL OF SIXTEEN."