So much butt hurt, like epic butt hurt. Not even epic, epic beyond? That doesn't really make sense tho, too scifi. I suppose there's legendary but that should be reserved for special circumstances, I think. I'll have to think on it a while. Definitely butt hurt tho, feelings all bruised and my eyes teared up some. I did sneeze tho, but I'm sure the butt hurt I have was the reason. I'm gonna go get a heating pad for my butt hurt now. Or do you think I should use ice? I never can remember which is best for what. Tho, I suppose I'd rather have a warm butt than a cold one so I'll stick with the hot.
P.S. The butt hurt is just intense, did I say that? Like not to be wished on your worst enemy butt hurt.
P.P.S. What is a "worst enemy" anyways? Aren't all enemies bad and stuff? Do people really have time to categorize their enemies by levels of severity? Where does it stop? Why not list them by level of butt hurt instead?
P.P.P.S My butt feels warm now but still hurts.