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Grandma Finds The Internet Meme | WHAT A DEAL, A TEN DOLLAR VALUE ABSOLUTELY FREE *PLUS $19.95 SHIPPING AND HANDLING | image tagged in memes,grandma finds the internet | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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I figured you would find out. Far out in space, in another universe resides the Salads, a species of cheery mustached salesmen. They had a rather infamous reputation for ripping off the most powerful in the cosmos. At the time, the ruler of the universe was Moofert the Sexy. He was the latest victim of the Salads antics, and was furious like nobody had ever seen before. Cornered, the Salads opened a portal to the planet most similar to their own, Earth. They knew they could not stay, for Moofert would use his sexiness to evaporate the Earth. Not wanting to be responsible for humanity's destruction, the Salads quickly taught the Earthlings their secrets and customs before bailing to the Scorble of Assbutt. We now carry on their tradition with fake discounts and shameless cash-ins galore.
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YOU'RE TELLING ME I WAS MARRIED TO THAT SCAM SALAD | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Moofert's ex, she totally agrees
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YAY! IT'S THE RETURN OF JOHNNY MESCALINE! | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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YOUR FANS CELEBRATE THE CHEESEBAG | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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SOMETIMES I WONDER IF JOHHNY-BOY IS RELATED TO MR. BURROUGHS | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Which is a high compliment in my literary world.
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He reminds me of beat poetry
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Maybe. :) Burroughs was around the beats but wasn't really of them. But that's an accurate reminiscence. Dunno if you've ever read any of Burroughs stuff but it's difficult; both in its graphicness and its near-incoherent structure. Hunter just had issues.
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Nope, have not, but I shall look into it since you recommended. I have heard of Naked Lunch. Wiki says Burroughs was beat? But what does Wiki know. However, great minds! lol We both were on the same track. :))
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He inspired the beats but was nowhere as straight, believe it or not. Ex-junkie who used his experiences in his writings, but in a strange, near-hallucinogenic way. Naked Lunch is pretty raw but a fun read if you have an open mind.
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My mind is nothing if not open. :)
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Shutterstock is a huge fan of yours
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Ooh, wuutddoodeeyduu?
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Art I made in your honor
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BOGO!!
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SHAM-WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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shed some light on this
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.. and it's only free "AT PARTICIPATING RETAILERS!"
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Nuthin's ever free
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ala Boston Tea Party
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:)
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Easy now. Don't want people losing their minds
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Yes, sure, carpenter's hands those
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Yeah, I've seen those depictions before and they're likely accurate. Yeshua would have been undistinguishable from most swarthy Lebanese males.
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I love this photo. I need to keep it for future religious 'discussions'.
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LOL. So true! :-)

Sorry to bother you, but can you please have a looksee at a meme I did yesterday that only got 22 views? If not, I don't blame you, I understand, and I will never speak to you again! LOL. Kidding, of course :-)
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Which meme is that Beckett? From what I saw all have more the 22 looks.
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Commented and upvoted! :D
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Greatly appreciated! :-)
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Those were money lenders unless you meant exchange rate fee.
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Because batteries are never included...
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