And I get horny. REAL HORNY. A man who defends another man is a knight, a stalker, a soulmate, a good freind, a Studio Ghibli employee, a human Pokemon, a hobo, an emo looking to become more, a bloke who has nothing better to do, Batman, Naruto, a clumsy person who signed up by accident, a cop, Alex Hisrich(I botched that name.) Goo Goo, the jummy, me, a good wife, former Russian Chefs, and Socrates. He would fit the 4th description.