This is me not caring

It's a publicity stunt or inside job or insurance scam

Agreed. Hope the insurance companies scour their digital devices before paying up.

https://imgflip.com/i/1brnlt

I tried explaining why she was famous today to my 86 yr old grandmother....,

All I got is "poster girl for attention w**res."

I'd offer her bread and cheese for all the whine, but thats the lawyer's job.