FROM TIME TO TIME IN MY PERSONAL LIFE I LIKE TO DO THIS SO I'LL AT LEAST DO IT ONCE HERE; MY HUMOR IS SOMETIMES DARK AND ABRASIVE. MY OPINIONS GO AGAINST THE GRAIN. LET'S BE REAL, I KNOW I CAN BE A JERK. IF I HAVE EVER HURT YOUR FEELINGS OR DEEPLY OFFENDED YOU I WANT TO SAY I'M SORRY.