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2 ups, 8y,
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0 ups, 8y,
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Sniff Sniff.. What.. We are losing!! When has the middle east not been in chaos? Is the economy better now than 8 years ago? The CBO and employment numbers would tend to suggest that. But enough with facts.. sniff.. sniff.. I pay no taxes because I'm smart. I was glad the economy collapsed so I could profit.. It's called business... sniff.. snifff... and now I will punch down.. sniff sniff.. Rosie O... she deserves my wrath! What a joke.
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2 ups, 8y,
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The problem is he just keeps gathering voters. The looney left always takes what he says literally but they don't take him seriously. It's your Achilles heel. Meanwhile Trump supporters take him seriously but we're too grounded to take everything he says literally.

There's a 100% chance you won't understand what I just wrote and will misconstrue it into something unintelligible
0 ups, 8y,
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I understand what you are saying. However, I think he has already hit his high water mark with voters. The Moody's betting line does not look good for him. But, hey, he could win. Real possibility. The issue is, when you are POTUS, words matter, what you say matters. He should be taken seriously and to disregard his words as not literal is a bit of a cop out. He ends almost every sentence with "Believe me".. so which is it? When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time ..."Maya Angelou"
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2 ups, 8y,
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When you are POTUS words DO matter. They matter when you're not POTUS and either a Secretary of State, a Senator, or a First Lady.
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* Funny thing is, the Left doesn't believe that applies to them ... or to her. *
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"If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor." (Obama)
"Every family will get a $2500 reduction in their health insurance premiums." (Obama - and the average increase is $4100).

Hillary:
"We landed under sniper fire in Bosnia."
"Benghazi was caused by a video."
"No Americans died in Libya."
"I never sent or received classified material."
"I turned over every single email."
"I only used 2 cell phones." (actually 13 and several were intentionally destroyed)
"I tried to join the Marines but was turned down because I'm a woman."
"I was instrumental in the Northern Ireland peace process."
"I helped a little girl in a wheelchair get to school." (said at the DNC convention now proven to have been a complete lie)
"I was named after Sir Edmund Hillary."
"My email habits as Sec of State were 'allowed.'"
"Colin Powell made me do it."
"I've always TRIED to tell the truth."
"When we left the White House we were dead broke and in debt."

She even lies about lying ...

Face it, her only "accomplishment" is getting married to Bubba. She was elected senator after Rudy Giuliani dropped out of the race b/c of prostate cancer. Prior to that he was KILLING her in the polls and Republicans put up a no-name against her at the last minute. Had Rudy stayed in, she wouldn't have been elected. She was appointed Sec of State by Obama to keep the Clinton supporters happy even though Bill was known to have said that "in years past, Obama woulda been bringing up coffee."

All the "fact checks" that she and her minions are doing aren't really fact checks at all. Saying Trump was "for the war in Iraq" is a JOKE. He was asked on Howard Stern and said, "I don't know ... I guess so." Then spent the next 12 years saying we should never have gone, arguing with talk show hosts that it was a mistake. SHE on the other hand had access to all the intelligence and actually VOTED for it and MADE IT POSSIBLE.

He has some mannerisms and colloquialisms that people don't like and they think that it has more substance than her 35 year history of lying for personal and political gain.
0 ups, 8y,
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Look at it this way. Even if all of the things you list that are lies are true, we are talking about 2 different things. I don't concede the list is accurate or even relevant in some instances. For that matter, trump is a serial liar on a minute to minute basis. Too many to even count... but I guess if I did count them, that would be me taking him literally and that is somehow wrong. The real issue is when he says that he would essentially shake down Japan and SK for protection. We have bilateral treaties with these countries that benefit us greatly. When he says he will round up and deport 11 million people. When he tries the same shake down of NATO. Putting into question whether we will live up to our obligations as a country. Its insane! Advocating torture of suspected terrorists and worse. Saying he is going to build an actual physical "beautiful" wall across our southern border and make Mexico pay for it. Impossible, but, again the premise is insane. Advocating our navy sink ships for "taunting". Insane. Birtherism...Insane. Constantly bragging about his hotels and wealth in response to policy questions. Insane. Attacking a gold star family. Insane and deplorable. Claiming a judge, who was born in America, can't be fair because he is a Latino. Insane. Trump University scam. Deplorable. Rooting for housing collapse so he could make money. Deplorable. Married 3 times.. good ole republican conservative family values. Taking a purple heart from a soldier. Insane. He has zero judgement and says or does what suits that particular moment without any thought. And just denies it when he is called out on it later. Denying the constant sniff sniff sniff.. on fox and friends btw.. when it is all over youtube and thousands of gifs have been made... Insane.
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"I don't concede the list is accurate" In that case, I don't concede that anything you typed is true. HItler-y is the serial liar. Everyone knows it. Her own staff knows it. You may be the only person on earth that doesn't. Funny thing is, prior to running for office on the Republican ticket, no one ever called Trump a liar. Funny how that happens. Here's proof that you take him literally on everything but seriously on nothing (and that's your mistake). I understand how to negotiate (I do it for a living every single day). When you want 100, you open up at 500. Trump wants (100% justifiably) for our allies to foot more of the bill for NATO. Where do you think he should open? Or do you think we should bankrupt the country because some doofus idiot said, HEY LET'S LET THE USA FOOT 75% OF THE BILL!!!!! WOO HOO!!!! ALL WHILE WE MAKE TRILLIONS SELLING THEM CHEAP CRAP!!!!!!! Only a complete idiot would think he would abandon our allies. Only. An. Idiot. But only an idiot would think we're getting a fair shake too. Round up and deport 11 million (it shoulda been done a long time ago but the dumbasses in DC want voters). No Trump supporter I know thinks this will happen but again, you open up with a doozy and maybe you'll get something pretty good as opposed to the crap sandwich Mexico is cramming down our throats now. And there are legitimate and legal ways to make Mexico pay for it ... Personally, I'm 100% pro torture for terrorists. I don't care. Torture the hell out of them. Wrap them in pig skins and blow their brains out in front of their comrades. Worked for Great Britain in India. If you charge our military with armed aircraft or naval vessels, we should shoot. If you charge at a cop when armed, he should shoot. Common sense, even on the world stage. You see, NO ONE respects us anymore because we have a p*ssy for a president. Birtherism. HAHA! Started by Hitler-y. Never really settled since his birth certificate was obviously tampered with on the pixel level. Every expert that saw it said so it's just that they were shouted down by idiots who believe anything Obama says. Khan bashed Trump first. I guess you're not allowed to fight back if you're a Republican. Only Democrats would believe that all judges are unbiased ... unless they rule against a liberal policy. Then they're biased.Trump University a scam? How about selling the Lincoln bedroom? How about pay for play? How about selling the Sec of State's office? Please. All insane.
0 ups, 8y,
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Your stupid should hurt. We pay 22% of NATO cost. Japan and SK are not in NATO. you are pro torture..and murdering prisioners..well you are not better than a terriorist.
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And you're a complete dumbass.

We don't pay 22% of NATO. By NATO’s count, total defense spending of all NATO members stood at about $900 billion in 2015 in current dollars. The United States’ share was about $650 billion. Do the math, and the percentage comes to about 72 percent.

You say I'm no better than a terrorist ... again a STUPID FALSE EQUIVALENCY by a lunatic leftie. A terrorist by definition has committed acts of terror. I haven't. I simply support actions that will make them think twice about whether they will get into their fake little heaven with their 72 virgins.
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Your numbers are as false as you candidate... nope no sniff sniff... You explicitly endorsed torture and murder of prisoners. I have no issue killing in combat. Plain and simple, the USA is a better country than that, some of us are better people. Torture is wrong. Plus it puts our soldiers and Marines at greater risk. Good luck with your Nazi utopia.. it ain't happening and you can continue to be mad and believe all the conspiracies you want. But your boy ain't winning. I'm sure you want to point to some poll that says otherwise... Remember the fox news bait and switch you got last go round... another landslide loss when it was a lock Mittens was gunna win. Stay angry my friend.
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[image deleted]And you'll continue to believe a proven liar and think she will be your savior. Proven. Liar. Who. Sells. Out. Every. Office. She's. Held. For. Personal. Financial. And. Political. Gain.

Stay stupid my friend.
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