High Expectations Asian Father

Lol. Good one.

Thanks!

I don't know, I'm sorry, just give me a couple more days!

Oh jeez

I know I only said a couple more days, but things just aren't working, the wind isn't right, my hair is messed up, my shoes are on the wrong feet, just a bit longer, and I swear to you, it'll happen!

I'll beat you if it doesn't happen by tomorrow

I'm sorry, I know what I said! JUST A LITTLE MORE TIME!

Alright I'm taking away your dick until then

He just misses the taste of it.

So does your w**re mother

I'm sure she's the happiest cat in the whole U.S.A. But she knows how unhinged you are. She would kill you if she could. She's worried about what you might do.

She watches me in my dorm while I sleep. I woke up one morning with her claws on my throat.

Why are you such an angry young man? We're you raised in an unloving environment? Do you need personal contact? Have you talked to a therapist?

I pet my cat everyday, I think I'm doing fine.

I'll bet the cat thinks otherwise.

She enjoys being pet okay?

Too bad she didn't finish the job. Now go conduct a raid on someone else's account. It's clear that you need someone to talk to.

I've killed courier. I'm his cat. I'm coming for you next, bitch.

I knew you'd like that one you little darling.

Please get a diaper change, you're full of shit.

I have made the front page before, and to me, it feels like a big ass accomplishment.