These statements are not as impressive or convincing as the speaker thinks them to be. But I hope you would take a bullet, jump in front of a train, or kill anyone who tries to harm the upvote I'm giving you.
MY FRIEND JUST BECAME A NEW FATHER. HE SAID HE WOULD KILL ANYONE WHO TRIED TO HURT HIM. HE SAID HE WOULD JUMP IN FRONT OF A TRAIN OR EVEN TAKE A BULLET FOR HIS SON; I SAID WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE AND WHY ARE THEY TRYING TO ASSASSINATE YOUR CHILD