AN 80 YEAR OLD LADY WAS MARRIED 4 TIMES; DURING AN INTERVIEW SHE SAID THAT AT 20 SHE MARRIED A BANKER, AT 40 A CIRCUS PERFORMER, AT 60 A PREACHER AND 80 A FUNERAL DIRECTOR; WHEN ASK WHY SHE CHOSE SUCH A DIVERSE GROUP OF MEN SHE SAID; I MARRIED ONE FOR THE MONEY; TWO FOR THE SHOW; THREE TO GET READY; AND FOUR TO GO