HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON THE TOILET AND A SPIDER CRAWLED UP YOUR BUTTOCK AND YOU SCREAMED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL; AND TRIED TO RUN, BUT YOUR PANTS WERE AROUND YOUR ANKLES, SO YOU TRIPPED AND SPRAWLED OUT ON THE FLOOR AND BABY-CRAWLED TRYING TO GET AWAY? NO, OF COURSE THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED TO ME! DON'T BE RIDICULOUS! I WAS JUST ASKING IF IT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU, THAT'S ALL!