I was working out of a temp agency as a line cook at Brown University. One of those prudish bishes walked through and I harmlessly made a few quips at her for small talk. Needless to say, that was my last week working there. LOL
I worked with one of them. Her favorite line was, "I need you to calm down" I leaned it once and whispered "I AM calm. Keep this up and you'll see what me being NOT calm actually looks like "