KRIS ALWAYS WANTED TO TRAVEL IN TIME; BUYS DOC'S DELORIAN; DRESSES UP IN AUTHENTIC WILDLING COSTUME; SHOT IN THE BACK BY A LOCAL GANG OF WILDLINGS; DUG UP FROM THE ICE IN 1991; RECONSTRUCTED AND CONFIRMED AS KRIS KRISSTOFFERSON; I'M NOT SAYING THIS IS TIMETRAVEL OR ALIENS; BUT IT IS