BACK IN MY DAY; HAPPY MEALS HAD-; -CARTOONS, GAMES, AND PUZZLES; NOT ADVERTISEMENTS; -FLAPS THAT FOLDED OUTWARD TO CLOSE THEM; I SPENT A WHOLE MINUTE TRYING UNSUCCESSFULLY TO GET IT TO CLOSE; -AN ACTUAL SMALL FRIES; INSTEAD OF THIS HALF-A-SMALL SIZE; -YOUR CHOICE OF MCDONALDLAND COOKIES (LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS) OR CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES; NOT APPLE SLICES OR YOGURT; -A REAL FRICKIN' TOY; NOT A FITNESS BRACELET
