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Its sad, but true. ); | MY FRIEND JUST GOT A PROMOTION AT WORK JUST KIDDING I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS. THAT'S WHY I'M ON THE INTERNET MAKING MEMES. | image tagged in memes,creepy condescending wonka,funny,no friends | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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X All The Y Meme | MEMES ARE YOUR FRIENDS | image tagged in memes,x all the y | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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X All The Y Meme | BEFRIEND ALL THE MEMES | image tagged in memes,x all the y | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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also I don't have a job. That's why I'm on imgflip 24x7.
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I would upvote, but that doesn't sound like good news
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just kidding but there is some truth in it...
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While I'm now getting paid not to work. The pay is less, but it's much easier...
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(GOOD TO SEE YOU HAVE YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT) FRIENDS JUST INTERFERE WITH WORK - AND MEMEING | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
I have two (real) friends at work - a gay guy and an incredibly gorgeous woman who I get along with real well and would likely be involved with if not for the fact that she's (not-so-happily) married. So basically I meme in frustration. :P
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The question is: do I push it and take a chance in blowing up a great friendship, or do I continue to smile and nod as she rants about her personal life for 20 minutes at a time (which can be quite entertaining as it is)?
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Actually her looks aren't the kind I'm attracted to. We just have a good time bullshitting with each other (and her office is buried in the building so it's definitely neutral). I'm the only guy who can talk to her one-on-one without getting intimidated, and I can talk about personal stuff with her and get her honest feedback, and indeed affection. And even if this is a cliche: she plays with her hair the whole time so I know she is 'there'. I've asked her out for a drink and she's considered it, but I know she wants to make her relationship work. If nothing happens I'm honestly good with being the ear. She's decent and that's what I like most about her. She wants what's best for me - she didn't like my last girlfriend and she was right. There's a connection beyond me being the mooning guy.

Thanks for the advice. Enjoy your memes and comments.
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Sounds like she needs someone to talk to and be herself with. She has a good friend in you, and I'm pretty sure she realizes that. Good luck!
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Thanks. :)
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-Yeap, that's so I'm registered just yesterday.
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