DORM MOTHER: I'M TOLD YOU HAVE A KEG IN YOUR ROOM. THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES. 10 GUY: I DO, BUT I'VE GOT A BAD CONSTITUTION, AND THE DOCTOR SAID DRINKING BEER WOULD MAKE ME STRONGER. DORM MOTHER: AND HAS IT MADE YOU STRONGER? 10 GUY: OH, YES, MA'AM. WHEN I GOT THE KEG, I COULD BARELY ROLL IT. NOW I CAN MOVE IT EASILY.