Damn it, Jying for your supreme memes! ;-)
I'm having so many good ideas right now to react to your first two memes, but can't change with my stubby fingers (in Germany we say “Wurstfinger“ - fingers as big as sausages) the existant memes on my smartphone ... besides I'm sitting in a diner, eating a burger and fries and cannot navigate properly. Furthermore: I need a napkin in order to clean the fatty traces on my smartphones' display ...