What happened to impartial, unbiased news?

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You made me laugh ghost!

Thays funny! Submitable! Ha ha ha. Good one.

I cannot claim credit. It's all over Facebook.

but what the hell, i'll see if it makes it past the mods

Give it a shot. If I ever post anything I got from fb, I just say in the title "I found this" or something like that just so I dont get a repost nazi crawlin up my ass, lotta people post something they see on fb or elsewhere and act like they made it. It is funny, and never saw it on here yet. Lemme know when, and I'll upvote it.

Good advice, was already planning on stating I found it on FB. :)

I've had kidney stones pass faster than this. It's possible it got denied since everything, text included, was just a .jpg. I remade my own from scratch and will try again around 2 or 3 p.m. tomorrow.

It might hit NSFW too, but might be ambiguous enough, the whole nut n johnson thing. But you prolly be ok.