his luck is so bad its a skill

I ran over myself driving a forklift once. I was trying to get a pallet into a tight spot. I couldn't see well enough so I got off the forklift and stood beside it using my hands on the pedals to inch it into place...and ran over my own foot !

i clap for you sir!

Funny thing is ... I was NOT wearing my steel toed boots that day since it was a voluntary work day so the tire just flattened out my toes...hurt like hell...BUT if I HAD been wearing my steel toes chances are the forklift would have crushed that steel toe and cut off my toes.

actually the mythbusters busted that
steel tip wont cut off your toes, itll protect them

Normally, no but they didn't do the test with a forklift that had 2 pallets of 5 gallon paint cans on it.

itd crush them but not cut them off

Perhaps. Glad I didn't get to find out !

i dunno
itd be pretty cool to beat the mythbusters at their own game :D

Not with MY toes !

but theyre easy to replace :D

I've had enough of foot injuries..in case you didn't see one of my previous memes... imgflip.com/i/17kang

lol