ANIMALS THAT FORMERLY WERE SELF-SUFFICIENT ARE NOW SHOWING SIGNS OF BELONGING TO THE DEMOCRAT PARTY. THEY HAVE APPARENTLY LEARNED TO JUST SIT AND WAIT FOR THE GOVERNMENT TO STEP IN AND PROVIDE FOR THEIR CARE AND SUSTENANCE. HE'S NICKNAMED BEARACK OBEARMA. IT IS BELIEVED THAT HE HAS BECOME A CAMPGROUND ORGANIZER.