"VENTI, HALF-WHOLE MILK, ONE QUARTER 1%, ONE QUARTER NON-FAT, EXTRA HOT, SPLIT QUAD SHOTS (1 1/2 SHOTS DECAF, 2 1/2 SHOTS REGULAR), NO FOAM LATTE, WITH WHIP, 2 PACKETS OF SPLENDA, 1 SUGAR IN THE RAW, A TOUCH OF VANILLA SYRUP AND 3 SHORT SPRINKLES OF CINNAMON"; SEE? THIS KIND OF @#%$ IS WHY I SPIT IN YOUR DRINK. *HORRIBLY DRAWN STARBUCKS LOGO*