You're not very bright, are you? Common sense should advise you to stock up on steak, pork chops, and chicken. Obviously, they'd have to be boneless. Grill them all up, put them piece by piece in Ziploc baggies and freeze them. Every night the dog barks, you just throw one of them out the window into his yard. Shuts the pooch up everytime! DUH! Why should I have to tell you this? :-)
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