Ahh, I like a funny man. Luckily for you, I've got the correct medicine for that. I am actually the one in the house who does sort out the trash. But of course, I became collateral damage in the whole situation.
GETS MAD WHEN A HOUSEHOLD MEMBER DOESN'T SORT OUT THEIR RECYCLABLE ITEMS FROM GENERAL TRASH. TELLS US WE'RE 'BAD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT'; SMOKES HEAVILY, DRIVES A WALKABLE DISTANCE, KEEPS LIGHTS ON ALL NIGHT, KEEPS TELEVISION ON IN UNOCCUPIED ROOMS FOR EXTENDED LENGTHS OF TIME.