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Some ants bit me today while I was gardening... Unfortunately for them I had a hose in my hand...

I KILLED THEM ALL. THEY'RE DEAD, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM; NOT JUST THE MEN, THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN TOO | image tagged in AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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6 ups, 8y
This moment in Star Wars almost made me cry
4 ups, 8y
X All The Y Meme | KILL ALL THEM BASTARDS | image tagged in memes,x all the y | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
4 ups, 8y
#ThugLife
4 ups, 8y,
2 replies
Pour molten aluminum In the ant hill and make a cool piece of art! | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
If you have the time and dont mind a little work......
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3 ups, 8y,
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Too much work to dig it out, and too delicate for clumsy oaf to pull off. But more power to the people who actually do this.
3 ups, 8y,
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Yea, its not of the lazy or all thumbs kinda of person. I watched some YouTube videos of people doing it, it looks cool as hell, plus you get to kill ants! I figure the art made counters killing those bastards. Here in Georgia fire ants are everywhere, you have to watch where you step, no love lost here! Lol. :)
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2 ups, 8y
Dude, tell me about it. I grew up in Florida and Alabama, no love lost for fire ants whatsoever. I saw a show that had guys looking for the perfect spot to make these. Step 1 seems fun, but digging 10 feet into the ground...not for this guy.
1 up, 8y,
1 reply
I love these sculptures
1 up, 8y,
1 reply
Yea, they are really interesting to look at. Amazing that those ants can dig something that intricate. Even better to know that those little bastards are now incased in aluminum!! Lol
0 ups, 8y
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4 ups, 8y,
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You prefer water, I prefer fire. If my house is ever burned to the ground it will be because of an attempt to kill a spider or ants gone horribly wrong.
3 ups, 8y,
1 reply
I light a match and drop it into the nest then seal the nest up
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3 ups, 8y,
1 reply
Fire needs oxygen to burn. Aren't you eliminating the source of oxygen necessary for the match to continue burning?
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3 ups, 8y,
1 reply
Or is eliminating the oxygen the objective?
3 ups, 8y,
1 reply
Eliminating oxygen is the objective
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3 ups, 8y,
1 reply
Interesting. I still prefer fire. It destroys the chemical trail so others can't follow. Ants are also smart enough that if they see enough of their dead comrades they know it's not a good place, so I leave plenty of burned corpses to serve warning to those who may attempt a second volley at a siege on my territory.
3 ups, 8y,
1 reply
Hmm, I may try something similar. I think I'll get a blowtorch, stick the end into the nest and let her rip.
4 ups, 8y,
2 replies
omg this is one dark discussion...
3 ups, 8y
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2 ups, 8y,
1 reply
Happy to oblige.
1 up, 8y
A friend of mine was telling me about his time in Texas and his experience with ants there. Him and his brother would get firecracker and place them deep into the nest so only the fuse was still showing. Then they would light it, stand back and watch the firecracker do its job.
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4 ups, 8y,
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3 ups, 8y,
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2 ups, 7y,
1 reply
*10
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1 up, 7y,
1 reply
2 ups, 7y,
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Hey I just looked it up again cuz I'm a bigass Star Wars fan. Or at least I used to be.
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0 ups, 7y,
1 reply
Being a fan doesn't exclude you from being "that guy."
0 ups, 7y,
1 reply
I might not be such a huge fan of it as I used to be but I'm still the number 1 Star Wars fan in my town. That Gives me the right to critisize whenever some noob thinks Anakin Skywalker's 6 years old in Episode I. That kinda hurts my feellings. You can call whatever your like. Noob words like yours are wort nothing.
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0 ups, 7y,
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LMAO @ you think it gives you the right to criticize someone. That's some small town logic for you right there. It just makes you an internet asshat. Where the f**k do you get any indication I'm a noob? You realize memes are humor and satire and that not everything is going to be aligned with cannon or even logic and might be exaggerated? Am I supposed to take your tagline that you are "the most epic guy in town" literally? How does one measure that? Are you sure your instruments were calibrated properly?

Can you also make up your mind? Are you still "the number 1 Star Wars fan" in your town, or did you "used to be" "a bigass Star Wars fan"?

LMAO! You even contradict yourself again:
"That kinda hurts my feelings."
and then
"words like yours are wort (sic) nothing."

So am I hurting your feelings, or are my words worth nothing, because logic would dictate that both can't be true.

Being "that guy" has clearly gotten you far on this site (thinking I need to indicate sarcasm here for you). This site is about the community and the fun you can have here. Being "that guy" with people you don't know will turn the community against you one by one. You only have one reputation, so if you want to cling to being "that guy" go on ahead, but don't say I didn't warn you.
0 ups, 7y,
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Trust me on my tagline. You don't know my town, you don't wanna know how lame it is over here. I know the meaning of the word noob verry well. Whole damn lot of 'em over here.

Yes I used to be a bigger Star Wars fan then I am these days. But I'm still helluva bigger fan of it then anyone around here. Pretty sure there are people here who don't even know what Star Wars is. Not to mention they way they'd pronounce it if asked about it.

Yes it hurts my feelings when someone gets something wrong about Star Wars. Why? Because Star Wars is more then 6 movies. More then thousands of books and comics. Star Wars is a feeling. If you grew up with Star Wars you feel feel inside like Luke Skywalker, Han Solo or Darth Vader. Only when you callme some noob stuff like ''the guy'' does nothing to me. I thought myself to take no offence in such puny words. It's not like it's physical contact or anything.

You say I'm acting like an asshat? Look at you now with you're endless talk it seems. You act like my mother and sister during diner. Just you're one of the highest on the leaderboard doesn't mean you should act like a freakin internet gangster.
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0 ups, 7y,
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LOL, you are DETERMINED to be "that guy"! You are a lost cause.

Just because you're a fan of the EU doesn't make the community ignorant to Star Wars, although you seem ignorant as to the community here anyway. Pretty sure everyone knows how to pronounce Star Wars. We've heard George Lucas say it more than once. He says it in plain English, which is how everyone here pronounces it, although some may have accents from different parts of the U.S. or other nations.

So who's acting like the internet gangster, Mr. Thug Life meme!? Mr. Everyone But Me Is A Noob!? Mr I'm The Biggest Star Wars Fan On imgfilp!? LMAO @ the irony!!!

I was giving you grief for committing one of the biggest pet peeves of an online community, and you make a baseless accusation that I'm a noob (regarding what who the hell knows, so it makes even less sense).

As far as the way I'm acting, you're the one who poked the bear, do you not remember that? Don't bite off more than you can chew.
0 ups, 7y
Not here in the freakin Netherlands everyone can pronounce it right. I know people who don't speak it at all and can't even pronounce the simplest of things. Actually teaching a colleague of mine some English but I doubt he's even done he home work. I honestly don't wanna sound to ignorant but people in my life know that I speak it just a little better then the average person here. Used to watch a lot of English stuff on tv as a kid. 'course I didn;t understand anything back then but just to hear it is a thing. The people here talk with this weirdass accent. They don't speak English, they just letting their tong run and spitting it out. At least I can do it as it should be. Mostly talk like Americans do and I can do a bunch of other accents if I want to. A friend of mine once commented that he's never met anyone here who speaks English so well. Plus I'm partly English myself (my grandma was born there) which also makes it partly my native language and I do regard it as my mother language. Perhaps after all this you'll understand my tagline a little better.

I won't deny that you're less then a noob then most of these freakin people here. At least you'd understand if I made some kinda movie reference or whatever to you (Seriously, check out some of my older memes). But you are the kinda noob who's calling me just lame ass thing like ''that guy''. I just placed one comment and you immediatly came along and sad that as if you had nothing better to do. Anyone could have said that *10 if some Star Wars geek happened to flip through the random images and saw it. You can't just call a guy things and expect everything to be better. Yes I called you an internet gangster but I'm not repeating the same freakin word over and over again.

This whole situation's just to bad. Had we met in real life, we could have been the best of friends

That meme's just what I think about calling someone things and why I don't take offence from your ''That guy''.

Also the biggest Vikings fan in town btw. Partly Danish myself also. I'm no Dutchman cuz my origins are from a bunch of other countries including Denmark despite it goes all the way back to the 16th century or shit. So you mess with me (like you) you get the f**king Wrath of the Norsemen up your ass.
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2 ups, 8y
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2 ups, 8y
Antz and Uncles
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