Real things said by a real coworker.

That's the most flattering comment I've ever received. I'll see if I can't get you another taste.

Thanks. I don't know why you don't get more upvotes. I would think everyone could relate to weird coworkers.

Too many people work from home I guess. You should make some memes about your cuckoo coworkers! You can even use my template, which is a surprisingly accurate representation of my coworker.

I might do that!

I have upvoted all three of your crazy co-worker memes. I am glad to know I am not alone

My comment above was for you. I was tired/stupid when I posted it.