Say what you want when I'm out of sight, but when I ask them a question it better be yes sir or no sir

I TOLD MY KIDS GIVE POLICE THE SAME RESPECT AS ME SIT UP STRAIGHT PLACE HANDS ON STEERING WHEEL AND FOLLOW ALL INSTRUCTIONS AND ANSWER YES SIR NO SIR; THEN WHEN THEY'RE OUT OF SIGHT YOU CAN SAY WHAT MEAN ROTTEN BASTARDS THEY'RE