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What's an indecisive, obsessive-compulsive memer to do?

What's an indecisive, obsessive-compulsive memer to do? | Picture, if you will, a memer who hates being tailgated. One night, a tailgater stays on him almost all the way from his job to his destination, a good 15-20 minutes. Welcome to the indecisive, obsessive-compulsive zone. As our memer is driving, He begins to think a custom bumper sticker would solve his problem. Four separate ideas for bumper stickers come to him. When it comes time to place his bumper sticker order, he can't decide which one he likes best. The tailgater had obviously been speeding when he fell in behind our memer. The memer, full of disgust, said this to his rearview mirror. About a minute later, our memer, in a fit of impotent road rage, hollered this out the window, though it's unlikely that the other driver heard him. Rhett Akins's "I Brake For Brunettes" came on the radio soon afterward. The memer's grandfather had this painted across the top of the tailgate on his restored 1953 Ford truck. | image tagged in rod serling twilight zone,obsessive-compulsive,meme,pet peeves,bumper sticker | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,347 views • 2 upvotes • Made by Forever_by_KISS 8 years ago in fun
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Forever_by_KISS
1 up, 8y
UPDATE 7/27/16: Some jerk was tailgating me this morning and holding up his phone. This may show up on YouTube. If so, be sure you note the bird being flipped at the end.

That's why I'm submitting it early (still have many older memes waiting to be submitted).
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    Picture, if you will, a memer who hates being tailgated. One night, a tailgater stays on him almost all the way from his job to his destination, a good 15-20 minutes. Welcome to the indecisive, obsessive-compulsive zone. As our memer is driving, He begins to think a custom bumper sticker would solve his problem. Four separate ideas for bumper stickers come to him. When it comes time to place his bumper sticker order, he can't decide which one he likes best. The tailgater had obviously been speeding when he fell in behind our memer. The memer, full of disgust, said this to his rearview mirror. About a minute later, our memer, in a fit of impotent road rage, hollered this out the window, though it's unlikely that the other driver heard him. Rhett Akins's "I Brake For Brunettes" came on the radio soon afterward. The memer's grandfather had this painted across the top of the tailgate on his restored 1953 Ford truck.