Bad Pun Dog

Woof! [just being a wise guy, ray]

:)

couldn't resist :-)~

How's that for old? lol

Would that be "16 Tons"?

Aretha Franklin was the Queen of Soul :-)

I remember my parents voting for McGovern. :)

...dammit, I meant "2-up" as in 2 years :( You never know, you might just reach 100! :)

My mum's side has some centenarians but my pa's side all viced themselves to death.

LMAO! GOOD MEME! Though I wish imgflip didn't terminate replies at a certain point... people will get confused when they read back through this :/

Wow, that's interesting! The alcohol part doesn't surprise me that much, everyone has tried it at least once in their life (even me! and I'm 18... but I hate alcohol, eww! lol), some more than others :) 80 is better than 70 at least lol

I'm hoping to be able to at least enjoy a good scotch when I'm 75.

70 is not that bad... let's just hope you inherited your mum's side of age long living, only time will tell :) liver screaming for mercy? why? :/

I have inherited some good health from my mom's side of the family - all hard-working German farmers - but picked up some vices from my dad's Scots-Irish side, particularly a taste for alcohol. I'm guessing at the present rate, plus genetic factors, I'll make it into my 80s at least.

Fair enough, best of luck with that! :)

Would've been more accurate if you said two-up lol :P

That would make me 100. And I'd be dead. No rush for that.

hey! remember the fastfood cat
where did you get this image?
is that you?

It's a user template called dumb blonde.

thank

One of my favorite jokes. lol

Thanks... I like it too.

I'll assume that was rhetorical as well :)

A guy at work kept asking me what the answer was...LOL

lol

I did nazi see that coming

Dis jew

Classic

Thanks.