First and foremost - many thanks for everyone's comments and upvotes!
Second, the mods featured C but not A, B, D, or E, which are still languishing in "Submitted" status. I already described B, and NotU did a good job with that as wellSo, if anyone wants, they can check out D & E here.
D
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E
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Thanks again y'all!